Oh Demo God, You are a mystery
At times, I thought you are my misery
All through the times of Presales history
Everyone praised Demo God’s glory
So I am here to share one such story
When we lock our cloud demo accounts
When the weekly sales pressure mounts
It is the prayer I say to you that counts
and then boy our BDM buys a few rounds
Oh the mighty Demo God
The one I pray to before any demo
You are neither demon nor evil
You are loving but just a bit demanding
When I forget you punish
If I rush you still permit
My success depends on many things
Whether I listen or read properly
What I decipher from my voicemail
What was CCed to me Or the last
sentence on the mile long email from prospect
You are definitely on the list
Of Things I cross off my demo check list
Once this smart guy finishes his hard work
and leave the rest as all up to you
submit to your mercy and stay humble
You never let me once stumble
The days when all goes wrong
And I fear a looming disaster
When I just want to hide away
and vow never ever return to game play
You still wake me up with a few sparks
What a nifty work around that hence starts
My journey to infinity and beyond
That no one has ever thought of before
When my tram is running late
And I worry about that big deal’s fate
Then I remember and pray to you
Suddenly my ride speeds ahead of schedule
Or my prospect then calls to apologise
How would I take that but not your sign
You are real, very real
More than my morning cereal
At least to me in my realm
You pay for my Bimmer’s fuel
I pray for some calm every day
before the storm I always walk into
May this lead become a closed deal
You Demo God shall stamp that seal
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